so i went to prom last night with my best eleventh gradeee friend and a group of bitches who i graduated with/are friends with who are still in high school? i haven't slept yet.
The whole day was a rush. I made my dates corsage and it glistened with beauty. i spent like 45 minutes in a grocery store trying to find fettuccine and sparkling cider. (i bought coke.) we made dimmed-lit dinner and my mother annoyed us. it was cute.
prom was far away and fun and boring. a girl on prom court wore a suit and i loved, gargled, and swallowed it. she lost to the malibu barbie though. my best lessspian friend got arrested during school last year and couldn't attend her senior prom, so she came to this one. one lady gaga song was played. me and my best lessspian bitch caused a scene by falling all over each other to the rhythm of bad romance. i sneakily unbuttoned my shirt throughout our two person mosh pit so at the climax of the song it appeared i RIPPED my shirt open to reveal my undershirt with my best lessspian's friend mugshot on it. we're hardcore like that. people like, made a circle around us and watched and all we did was fall on each other! easy attention.
after prom at the high school was weird and even more fun and more boring. my date kept stalling all night so we'd stay long enough for the raffle. the cunt put 50+ tickets into the gps bucket and made us wait til 5am when the names were called to see if she'd win. she did. thank god. cuase if she hadn't? mmm...
i can hear my mom getting out of bed and starting her day upstairs. i should sleep.
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