My 59 year old mother went legit cra cra bon craaaazy and i didn't have a car to drive.
I never went to work out, but I did make this FABULOUS caution tape body wrapping shoulder piece. Arriving to the hipsters in the middle of the video's premiere, we awkwardly accepted the role of scratching posts for their jelllicles. Not a single razzi caught the beauty.
After changing outfits on the way to the club, I peacocked my way to the black section to find the perfect twerk spot for me and my bitch. The pants went over terribly, I was wearing miss america pants. I'll fake a photoshoot and put up the pictures from "last night." ;)
so since i can't dress weird and the vaseline&glittered face is getting old, i guess its time to start wearing a veil.
I just saw a fairy.
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