I don't own a weave but i flip it like a diva.

I'm going to pick up my dad's dog. a dog is a man's best friend, and i want to chill with the dog. i like dogs. yeah i keep it like a secret. early in high school i was liberated with my love for canines and in turn was brutally teased and accused of beastiality. by my preteen besties. rough. ruff! ;D

k that's gay. but not like retarded.

everyone should stop saying "retarded" and take a lesson from Wanda Sykes.

I think the westside of cincinnati is disgusting. never come here unless the government moves you here. Today i was oh so trending down glenwayy avenuee singing along with my oh so chic roison murphey music playing, when i suddenly become the bus stop freeak show. like, i wasn't actin crazy. I guess i just look weird. or maybe people were looking at the bong on my dashboard... whatever. this huge truck pulls up next to me with a fucking confederate flag decal-ed to the back window hatch thing, with a bumper sticker that said, "let's take our country back." like wtf? go back to versailles indiana where no one will see your trash. I hate the confederate flag. like it might as well be a fucking swastika. southern pride? antebellum roots? fuck it. like, i'm half german but i don't heil hitler. The confederate flag is a symbol of racism and inequality. so... get with the times people. If i had balls i would start a new graffiti movement involving glitter. I'd of already covered the local streets signs with sparkle, but the idea of going to jail for gluing glitter to a crosswalk is just sooooooo ridiculous. but something i'd be proud to stand in court for! i'll say i'm doing it for equality. and making cincinnati beautiful.